As I have mentioned already on Facebook, our good friend for many years, Jack Kolb, passed away this week. Even though we knew he had been ailing, this came as a great shock. We will be honoring him in several ways, in the near future.
Jack would have wanted us to continue with the things we normally do, so I'll do some blog entries once again. (Incidentally, I am beginning to get lots of comments from readers in the United States. I still continue to get comments from Asia on a regular basis.)
Welcome to the world, Luka Nebraska!
01. The Rapture.
We're still waiting.
02. Priorities.
Children selling lemonade near the current Golf Extravaganza were about to be fined for operating an unlicensed business. When someone pointed out that local homeowners in the same area were renting their driveways to contestants for up to $500, the "lemonade stand prosecutors" relented and let the children continue, but to save face, they insisted that the kids move their stand a bit farther from the action. (The kids plan to donate their proceeds to charity.)
03. Church and State?
A lady arranged to conduct a class at a local senior center with the title: "The Study of Man." It was advertised, I'm told, to be a history class. It was actually a Bible study class and was shut down for a short time, because it was felt that a religious session was inappropriate at a Government-run facility. However, upon a closer reading of rules and regulations, it was deemed to be ok for the group to continue. To my surprise, I have not seen any letters to the local newspaper about this issue.
04. Church and School?
A member of the North Carolina Church of Body Modification has won a legal battle to wear a nose stud to a local High School. The school folks decided to give in to the demands to avoid wasting money on a legal fight.
What is this desire to mutilate oneself? Members of my family also engage in this practise, and I really can't complain, because they are all nice persons. If they do this to make themselves look different, I would say that in so doing, they now look like lots and lots of other people.
I'm guilty as well, since I have a tatoo. But my excuse was that I was drunk when I had it put on.
I started shaving when I was eleven years old, and as a Freshman in High School, I grew sideburns. Very few other kids were able to grow them. A couple of years later, as the other kids began to shave, more and more sideburns showed up. So, I shaved mine off. You can see that I kept trying to be different.
Also, for a while, members of one of my gangs wore suit jackets on Sundays.. without any shirts underneath. Sometimes we would knot ties around our necks as well. Older folks would shake their heads and predict dire futures for us all.
05. Police are still combing the area...
A thief in Texas stole thousands of dollars worth of human hair from a wiggery. He concentrated on Remy hair, which comes from the heads of Indian women. Other thieves, in Michigan and California, are also targeting hair salons and hair accessory stores..
http://www.inhairco.com/
06. Ya gotta eat your veggies, baby...
An article in the Social Security Alumni Association newsletter cites the need for fiber in the American diet. They mention a UCLA study that found that normal-weight people eat about 33% more diettary fiber and 43% more complex carbohydrates than overweight people. Americans need 25 to 30 grams of fiber per day to remain healthy. Keep count of your fiber intake for a couple of days and see if you are eating enough. Fiber is mainly found in vegetables, fruit, whole grains and nuts.
07. Church and Military?
During a recent trip to the Gettysburg battlefield, we were directed to a large statue of a female figure with a long noisemaking trumpet pointed from the Confederate lines toward the Union lines. The guide mentioned that this was supposed to represent Saint Barbara, who is the "saint of artillery".. the statue was placed there by the State of Louisiana. My brother Joe probably knows about it, since he is a Civil War buff.
Check it out! Saint Barbara is blowing a vuvuzela at the Union troops!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/40650647@N03/4669557091/
08. Happy Talk..
North Korea conducted a happiness study and concluded that North Korea was the second happiest country in the world. China was first. Cuba was third. The United States was dead last.
09. Happy Tom:
Bragging time. We have already eaten 4 red cherry tomatoes grown on our back deck, and we have twenty or so green ones about to turn red. We get all-day sun on the deck and have lots of pots and four "earthboxes" set up. I'm more of a successful farmer here on a small deck than I was on my acre and a half "farmstead". However, I am glad to see the results my daughter, Diane, is having on that piece of land. Her flowers, especially, are spectacular. She posts pictures of her flowers on facebook. Now, I will try to post a picture of one of my tomatoes here.
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Saturday, June 18, 2011
Monday, November 02, 2009
Catching up on the news.
I've been tied up for some time planning a conference. Now that it is over, I can concentrate on other things and maybe catch up on the news. Reading my favorite magazine The Week for November 6, 2009, and watching a little TV, I found the following news items to be quite interesting:
01. GOLF. There now is an 850 mile long golf course in Australia. Par 71. (Golfers have to be wary of wombat holes.)
02. SPY. Who would have thought that Fidel Castro's sister would have been a spy for the CIA? (Mr. Cheney may not know that she "outed" herself.)
03. RATINGS. FOX News is apparently enjoying being called "a wing of the Republican Party.
04. SEX. The "US Federales" have captured 700 bad people across the country in three days. This included a lot of alleged pimps engaged in child prostitution. Some child prostitutes are as young as ten!
05. SWINE FLU. I read that some "shock" radio persons are spreading rumors that the H1N1 vaccine "is tainted with antifreeze" as part of a plot by the Government to kill Americans.
This is extremely ridiculous and irresponsible. Some people who should get the vaccine, may not get it because of this misinformation. People need to take this situation seriously and make rational decisions about the vaccine. During the Flu Pandemic of many years ago, my Grandfather served his community as a volunteer nurse. In that community, nearly every family lost a member. There was no vaccine against the flu then. (Luckily, none of his 15 children got the flu bad enough to die from it.)
06. RODENT. Once again, a small animal has panicked lots of great big humans. Three hundred people were delayed for three hours while their airplane to London was "de-miced".
07. SUICIDE Epidemic. Palo Alto, California, is having a problem with teen suicides. Four students from the same high school have stepped in front of commuter trains on purpose. Eight more have been prevented from doing so. Is this the result of "ennui" for living in such a wealthy town?
08. FLY-PAPER?. A Florida man wore a "defective" pair of underwear for two weeks and claimed that the fly flap rubbed his genitals like sand-paper. He sued for compensation. Thank goodness the judge threw this one out.
09. WATCH OUT FOR STRANGE VEHICLES. If you travel in Minnesota, watch out for a drunk guy driving a motorized recliner with a built-in stereo set.
10. BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE: If you travel in Dallas, be careful, police are ticketing motorists for being "non-English-speaking drivers." George Bernard Shaw was fond of saying that Americans haven't spoken the English language for years.
11. WHERE'S THE BEEF? The owner of the three McDonald restaurants in Iceland is closing them down because the current cost of importing ingredients would cause him to have to charge the equivalent of $7 for a Big Mac, apparently too many KRONA for folks to pay.
12. ARE YOU A NONE? A study found that 14 million Americans have no religious affiliation.. they are called "nones". Some of them believe in God, some are atheists, some agnostics, and some find labels unimportant.
13. ENDANGERED SPECIES. Several Canadian provinces have banned smoking in both public and private places, even in cars and apartment buildings! However, crackheads, who have a disease called addiction, are exempted and will have medical places where they can legally "inhale"!
14. PIE IN THE FACE. Soupy Sales died last week. He was 83. His claim to fame was that he had had 20,000 shaving cream filled pies hit him in the face over the years. If that is funny, he was a very funny man.
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01. GOLF. There now is an 850 mile long golf course in Australia. Par 71. (Golfers have to be wary of wombat holes.)
02. SPY. Who would have thought that Fidel Castro's sister would have been a spy for the CIA? (Mr. Cheney may not know that she "outed" herself.)
03. RATINGS. FOX News is apparently enjoying being called "a wing of the Republican Party.
04. SEX. The "US Federales" have captured 700 bad people across the country in three days. This included a lot of alleged pimps engaged in child prostitution. Some child prostitutes are as young as ten!
05. SWINE FLU. I read that some "shock" radio persons are spreading rumors that the H1N1 vaccine "is tainted with antifreeze" as part of a plot by the Government to kill Americans.
This is extremely ridiculous and irresponsible. Some people who should get the vaccine, may not get it because of this misinformation. People need to take this situation seriously and make rational decisions about the vaccine. During the Flu Pandemic of many years ago, my Grandfather served his community as a volunteer nurse. In that community, nearly every family lost a member. There was no vaccine against the flu then. (Luckily, none of his 15 children got the flu bad enough to die from it.)
06. RODENT. Once again, a small animal has panicked lots of great big humans. Three hundred people were delayed for three hours while their airplane to London was "de-miced".
07. SUICIDE Epidemic. Palo Alto, California, is having a problem with teen suicides. Four students from the same high school have stepped in front of commuter trains on purpose. Eight more have been prevented from doing so. Is this the result of "ennui" for living in such a wealthy town?
08. FLY-PAPER?. A Florida man wore a "defective" pair of underwear for two weeks and claimed that the fly flap rubbed his genitals like sand-paper. He sued for compensation. Thank goodness the judge threw this one out.
09. WATCH OUT FOR STRANGE VEHICLES. If you travel in Minnesota, watch out for a drunk guy driving a motorized recliner with a built-in stereo set.
10. BRUSH UP YOUR SHAKESPEARE: If you travel in Dallas, be careful, police are ticketing motorists for being "non-English-speaking drivers." George Bernard Shaw was fond of saying that Americans haven't spoken the English language for years.
11. WHERE'S THE BEEF? The owner of the three McDonald restaurants in Iceland is closing them down because the current cost of importing ingredients would cause him to have to charge the equivalent of $7 for a Big Mac, apparently too many KRONA for folks to pay.
12. ARE YOU A NONE? A study found that 14 million Americans have no religious affiliation.. they are called "nones". Some of them believe in God, some are atheists, some agnostics, and some find labels unimportant.
13. ENDANGERED SPECIES. Several Canadian provinces have banned smoking in both public and private places, even in cars and apartment buildings! However, crackheads, who have a disease called addiction, are exempted and will have medical places where they can legally "inhale"!
14. PIE IN THE FACE. Soupy Sales died last week. He was 83. His claim to fame was that he had had 20,000 shaving cream filled pies hit him in the face over the years. If that is funny, he was a very funny man.
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Saturday, May 23, 2009
Saturday News May 23, 2009
Its Saturday and time to bore you again with some probably useless information that I learned this morning from NPR, newspapers and magazines. I'll restrict myself to 10 items.
01. During a Belgian bodybuilding contest, all of the contestants disappeared suddenly when they learned that a steroid tester had arrived.
02. India has 41 cities with over one million people. The total Indian population of one billion is three times the population of the United States. (Genius level IQ is supposed to be had by 2% of any population. This means that India has 13 million more geniuses than the U.S.)
03. Paula Deen's husband is drinking Slim-Fast, trying to lose weight so that he can write a book with the title: I Lost 95 Pounds While Married to Paula Deen. Should be a best-seller.
04. I'm not sure I heard this right, but I think that one of Paula's recipes contains hamburger and Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The doughnuts take the place of hamburger rolls.
05, The Car Talk guys talked about sounds coming from the trunk area of a Toyota Camry. (I have this problem.) Click and Clack suggested replacement of the "anti-sway bar bushings," whatever and wherever they are. (Elaine had her own suggestion: " Take the body out of the trunk!")
06. If you ever need to locate a tire that is grossly underinflated, touch all of them and the hottest one is the choice.
07. The careless co-pilot of the plane that crashed in Buffalo made $16,000 per year. (You get what you pay for, right?)
08. The Vatican now has a website called "Pope2You" (I figure that they might have wanted to use "Pope-Yes", but that was already taken by an American fast food company.)
09. A couple found a Cheetos bite that resembles Jesus. They plan to offer it on EBay.
10. A New York court has ruled that golfers are not legally required to yell "Fore!" when teeing off. The court said the the danger of getting hit is a natural risk of playing the game.
ENOUGH!
01. During a Belgian bodybuilding contest, all of the contestants disappeared suddenly when they learned that a steroid tester had arrived.
02. India has 41 cities with over one million people. The total Indian population of one billion is three times the population of the United States. (Genius level IQ is supposed to be had by 2% of any population. This means that India has 13 million more geniuses than the U.S.)
03. Paula Deen's husband is drinking Slim-Fast, trying to lose weight so that he can write a book with the title: I Lost 95 Pounds While Married to Paula Deen. Should be a best-seller.
04. I'm not sure I heard this right, but I think that one of Paula's recipes contains hamburger and Krispy Kreme doughnuts. The doughnuts take the place of hamburger rolls.
05, The Car Talk guys talked about sounds coming from the trunk area of a Toyota Camry. (I have this problem.) Click and Clack suggested replacement of the "anti-sway bar bushings," whatever and wherever they are. (Elaine had her own suggestion: " Take the body out of the trunk!")
06. If you ever need to locate a tire that is grossly underinflated, touch all of them and the hottest one is the choice.
07. The careless co-pilot of the plane that crashed in Buffalo made $16,000 per year. (You get what you pay for, right?)
08. The Vatican now has a website called "Pope2You" (I figure that they might have wanted to use "Pope-Yes", but that was already taken by an American fast food company.)
09. A couple found a Cheetos bite that resembles Jesus. They plan to offer it on EBay.
10. A New York court has ruled that golfers are not legally required to yell "Fore!" when teeing off. The court said the the danger of getting hit is a natural risk of playing the game.
ENOUGH!
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