Friday, August 07, 2009

Interesting Headlines and a Lesson

The Carroll County Times (Westminster, Maryland) had the following headline today:

Rapper pays visit to Ravens Camp.. (players giddy as Snoop Dogg stops by to watch team practice). This was on page one.

On page A5, Sotomayor confirmed.

On page B5, Senate fills up 'clunkers'

Yes, we know what our priorities are, here in downtown Westminster, Maryland.
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Other headlines of note:

Page A3, City offers rebates for old toilets

Page A6, Name (Hampstead) bypass after (ex-governor) Ehrlich

Page A7, Regulators to OK new (underground) coal mine

Page C3, Woodstock's 40th rocks art center

Page C4, See L.A. on horseback

Page C7, Fox, Abdul talks over, guest judges set

Page D3, Surfing through the scriptures
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A lesson (or a joke?)

When his elderly friend became ill, a nice guy began to make a soup that his old friend liked. He made it every morning, and took it to his friend, who downed it with great pleasure.

This went on for a couple of years. Every day, the soup was made and taken to his friend, who loved the taste. But, one day, the old man died.

The soup maker made a batch of soup and took it to the funeral parlor, where his friend was in a beautiful coffin, surrounded by lots and lots of fresh flowers. He put the soup down near the coffin.

One of the relatives came up, laughing at him, and said. "Why did you bring that soup? He is dead and cannot taste it." The soup-maker said.."Yes, and he also can't smell your beautiful flowers."
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